It’s the Friday before a long weekend, and I’m finding it hard to write anything serious. This poem is part biographical. No the birds did not escape and come back, but my mom’s birds are mean and they do poop on everyone and dive-bomb the dogs. Oh, and they DO sit on their feet. Grandma’s name has been changed to protect the innocent.
Grandma Cecil had a lot of birds
When we would visit, you couldn’t hear our words
The birds were so loud, and sometimes they were mean
Especially the one whose feathers were green.
The birds flapped their feathers
All around the bird cages
Grandma kept them locked up
When they flew into rages.
They would drown out the TV
And poop on your shirt
They’d dive-bomb the dog
But he never got hurt.
Then came the day
Grandpa left open the door
“Freedom at last-
We’re behind bars no more!”
The birds couldn’t believe it,
Up and away they did fly,
They flew past the stars
All the way to the sky.
They were pooped when they got there
Wanting something to snack,
But once they’d escaped,
There was no looking back.
How they missed Grandma Cecil!
And those crazy old mutts.
They missed those fine days
When they just sat on their…uh, feet.
God had mercy upon them.
An angel he sent
But they had to go back now
To be sorry and repent.
To this day they still talk
‘Bout that day and the flight
But never again
Left the house out of sight.
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